Reason #76646

They don't dominate the all-you-can-eat "Brazilian steakhouses" like we do. I may not have posted the 11 lb. weight gain from my previous dining experience at Churrascaria Plataforma (thanks, Katz for bringing a scale to the restaurant), but when you look around and see you're the only one who is still "green-buttoned" it says something. And that something is: "You are a fat American pig." (See the name of the restaurant, and its classy logo, above.) I've been washing all dinners down with their infamous (like El Guapo) Caipirinhas. They have all the bob flavors.